It's not just my shopping mindset that is frustrating. The reason why GP gets sweaty, as I didn't really fully explain in the previous paragraph, is that I don't even physically approach the shop from a systematic perspective. My travel pattern around the store is an erratic zig-zag. I'll go to the individual sections of the shop many times before leaving, and even after that, I'll probably return because I usually remember what I've forgotten to get as I sit down in my car.
The point of all this rambling would be wholly irrelevant if it weren't for the fact that, in a recent haphazard voyage to the shop, I bought two wonderful looking figs on a whim. I love figs. I love the taste of them, I love the look of them, and I especially love the feel of them. They are much heavier than they seem, but their skin is so soft and fragile. I know what you're thinking, you pervert, and you're completely correct- they do look like that and my description doesn't help.
Here is what I did with my figs:
And this is what they looked like after:
Pretty delish.
I actually didn't realize the fruit was in the same position in both photos until I uploaded the photos just now. I must've really been on the ball!
I think I'm going to have to move back to the Island just to rip GP mercilessly for sweating in the grocery store like a fat kid staring longingly at the baked goods.
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